seeking information on water markings.

[Ulrich Firelord]

I, Ulrich Firelord, am in search of any information regarding these markings on my head and left hand I have sustained after drinking from the little blue elf creature.

I sustained the first of these markings on my left hand shortly after drinking a sip or two during the hot day a few moons ago, it made me feel a little odd at first but the feeling subsided quickly, the mark however did not. I did on the other hand enjoy the taste. it was like no other water iv had before.

Last moon half out of curiosity and half out of desire of another taste I requested to have a full glass of the stuff. the little one obliged immediately and seemed somewhat glad I had asked. after consumption I felt strange as I had before. perhaps slightly more then to my surprise another marking has emerged on my forehead. it is the same as the one that is on my hand.

I haven't noticed any serious side effects at this time and I still desire to partake in the consumption of this wonderful liquid as odd as some may find it.

[seekerofjimmies]

You drank another sentient being, an elf none-the-less. I really do not know what to say to this besideds "curiosity killed the cat". However I do feel like she may be able to control you until you do something like piss her out.

-Ishamael, Town Guard, Protector of the Teaweevil

[Ulrich Firelord]

I did as the great female hobgoblin shaman suggested and pissed real hard the next morning and nothing has changed. Nor do I want it to because as far as I see it as of now its just markings and they may make people believe I am more powerful than I actually am.

[Brenda]

You got that right, man, let them think it makes you powerful. I like how you think. You tell the dumb goblins and humans that it makes you powerful, they'll believe ya. The orcs might challenge ya, but screw 'em, just distract them and they'll forget about it.

About the girl - the girl can in fact control you - but only if you let her. That's the same of all females regardless of race, they don't need to be made of <UGH> WATER <spit-ptoo-gross> to have power over ya, but only if you let 'em, know what I'm sayin? I'm glad you pissed her out though.

The markings didn't change because you didn't want them to, you gotta want it or it don't happen. I thought I told you that. Elves never listen, pointy ears are a major flaw, know what I'm sayin?

Eventually, you WILL have the power you say you have. Because you want it. That's it man, you just gotta want it.

...Z

[Ciro]

Indeed, Goblins and Humans are easily fooled. When I see said markings, I will assume they grant you tremendous power.

-Ciro
Human
Seeker of the Water Markings

[tarathielle]

If you do gain power, let me know. I'll want a word with her brother if that is the case.

[Ulrich Firelord]

so far I have seen nothing as to it giving me any added power, unless you count the extra powerful pissing but that happens when anyone chugs water. who is her brother? she brushed the subject lightly before but as you may know she can be difficult to understand at times.

[Brenda]

Somebody from your "town" here wrote me a letter askin me who I am, thinkin I was causing trouble for the elf with the ootat. Thing is, I was trying to help him. I answered the "person" who wrote but he never came back to read his letter, so I'll share it with you.

I'm Zawanga, but you can call me Z. I come to help a hobgoblin with a thing. My good friend Pachamama wrote me a letter and told me he's a friend of hers, and he needs something, and when I found out he is a fellow hobgoblin, well I just had to come.

I came to town here to find the place reeks of humans and elves. Worse, there's a bunch of filthy dwarves! Now, Goblins i can almost tolerate, 'especially Pachamama, she's alright, know what I'm sayin? And orcs, although they are way over on the crazy side, they're easier to tolerate because they have decent sized tusks and I can understand what ta hell they're sayin.

So what with the smells, green skins, water and all that, I don't intend to mingle much with you and yours, no offense.

The elf asked me, because I am quite a powerful Shaman, what to do about his ootat. I told him, piss out the water. That's it, man.

Z
Shaman,
Witch Doctor,
Badass Hobgoblin Warrior

[Ulrich Firelord]

I appreciat ur help zawanga, even tho it didn't work. At least u are offering suggestions. OI'm not necessarily trying to get rid of the "ootat". I'm just curious if I will turn into a puddle. My sword is of no use to me if this happens.

[Ulrich Firelord]

Any idea who it was who thinks u may be a threat to me or why they would think that?

[moroth]

I encourage any one to challenge Zawanga at any time, because its how well all know Z is strong. But just know any challenge to her will end with me

[Brenda]

Thank you Moroth. The bond among the new Clan just became stronger.

It was one town guardsman, called Ish-mish-something... and no harm is done. It is his job to question me I believe. I would have done this same in his place. I respect his doing his job.

I just wanted it to be known to all that although we hobgoblins have a reputation for warlike behavior, I'm not here for that.

Z
Shaman,
Witch Doctor,
Badass Hobgoblin Warrior

[Ulrich Firelord]

I see...

[bilgerat]

maybe Ulrich only turn into puddle and then back into Ulrich like the Pretty Voiced Water melts and thaws. Bilge promise keep Ulrich sword safe while Ulrich puddle and give back when Ulrich back. Also promise keep puddle Ulrich safe, will keep in nice bucket so no one splash him out.

-Bilge

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