Forest's Announcement

[Philostopholies]

To... Everyone this may apply to,

It has become apparent through increasing means that there may be slight opposing opinions than those of the forest. With this in mind and to reduce the amount of unrest, disharmony, and breaking of the peace, the forest is hereby announcing that it will be seceding from all townships.

It will be forming a new area which should be referred to as "The Forest" and it is to reside in the area currently known as "The Forest", which is surrounding and outlying all current townships. All citizens of townships are welcomed within it's domain and it will be respecting the current ruling laws of... The forest. Visitors should observe these laws and act as they normally would within the new domain known as "The forest".

The forest views you all as exactly what you were before and it's stance on anything even remotely relevant has not changed. Respect "The Forest" and it will respect you. Those who wish to become citizens of the forest can do what everyone else is doing and just live.

Tobias,
Sage and Caretaker of The Forest.

[Deleted]

If I was drinking ale, I'd be snorting it by now. Good jest.

~Brom, Son of Brame

Scribed by Julian Verdan

[Philostopholies]

Your words seem to confuse me. Who is jesting?

Tobias,
Sage and Caretaker of The Forest

[Thoradus Copperware]

Next my beard will succeed from my face and start it's own dwarf.

[bilgerat]

Me thought thats where craiglabar came from?

[Thoradus Copperware]

No Bilge, that's only how dwarf mommies make dwarf babies.

[A branch]

'tis the same with trees, branch of a tree can make a new tree. Except that trees don't need to be gendered, we just are what we are. If I get knocked off in the wind, or someone breaks me off intentionally, I can be stuck in the ground where I will take root and become a new tree, with my own branches. But since its much easier for me to mooch off my parent, here I hang, so don't go breakng my parts.

Sometimes our babies grow up from our toes. Can dwarves do that?

We make babies also with tiny eggs called seeds, that is the human-told story of the birds and the bees, which is mostly quite true, but a tale for another day.

~sigh~ the breeeeeeeeze..........

[Bugbear Deer]

Crunch crunch drooool crunch crunch mosey around the bush crunch crunch crunch this one leaf crunch crunch crunch mmm tasty crunch crunch crunch drool, lip lick, and another crunch crunch crunch

[A branch]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bilgerat]

sounds like your forest need grow some thorns eh Tobias?