WILFRED TASTES BEANS

[Merwin (Staff)]

WILFRED HERE,

YOU MAY KNOW ME FOR MY ALCHEMY GENIUS, SUPERIOR ENHANCED GOOD LOOKS, OR THE EVER SO HAPPY POTION ROULETTE.

I COME TO YOU NOW WITH SEEK FOR AID. I HAVE CREATED BEANS.

BEANS? YOU'VE HEARD OF BEANS. THESE ARE WILFRED'S BEANS, AND HE WANTS YOU TO TASTE THEM. SOME OF THEM ARE GREAT, SOME OF THEM ARE NOT GREAT.

HELP WILFRED TASTE BEANS, I'LL BRING THEM TO THE FEAST. TOGETHER, WE SHALL FIND BEANS THAT TASTE GOOD.

WILFRED

(I'll also have deliciously flavored mana potions, not many left! being stuck in a pocket dimension devastated my stores!)

WILFRED OUT

[Merwin (Staff)]

SATURDAY and I need a TASTE
My GUARD and a POTION BOTTLE
Handful of BEANS in my hair feels right
But what I need to get me tight are those
BEANS, BEANS, BEANS
Long TASTE and burgundy SPOTS
BEANS, BEANS, BEANS
Dancin' down on the DRAGONS HEAD TAVERN
BEANS, BEANS, BEANS
Red ONES, BROWN ONES
GOOD OR BAD, SWEET TO EAT
On SOULS NIGHT and FEAST DAY
BEANS you just can't be beat

[Merwin (Staff)]

the beans were terrible

potion roulette will remain

beans are now forbidden

WILFRED